If zombies were to take over are we really prepared for this? I know that the President worries alot about terrorists, (which he should, because President Bush is a GREAT President, and he knows what he is doing) but has this fucker ever sat down and actually come up with a strategy to actually counter-attack a zombie epidemic? I dont think so, and that is what makes him simply a GREAT President and not the GREATEST.

George Bush is great because he reminds me of a monkey....A poop throwing monkey

In other news, a whole lot of people died today in various fashions throughout the globe, many of these have been ruled to be unrelated.

But seriously, though, many people are dying and there IS something that we can all do, but what is it?

I'm thinking about getting a nipple extension...just to be cute, but not really.

In case nobody has noticed, this is all complete bullshit and I am just typing through because I am one stoned motherfucker who somehow has NOTHING better to do that fuck around on the computer with foreign websites that are new to me. I am making sure that I am doing this right, I know I could have easily just typed something generic like "test, test 1, 2"....but NAAAAAAAAAHHHHH dont think so.

My favorite color is Stretchmark Pink. I enjoy asking ugly people what time it is....I dont know why, but I get a big kick out of it, I know a guy who enjoys separating dogs while they fuck. I lied, I really dont know a guy like that...but sometimes I tell people I do.

Well folks this has been "5 minutes of straight bullshit" and Im sure ABSOLUTELY NOBODY will ever read this any way, but nonetheless thank you all, you have been lovely motherfuckers

Current Location: Candyland
Current Mood: uncomfortable
Current Music: ABBA