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| User: | hermine7780 (12173460)
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| Name: | hermine7780 |
| Location: | Seattle, Washington, United States |
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| hermine7780 | @ | livejournal.com (Jabber) |
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| AOL IM: |  dirtysanchez151 (Add Buddy, Send Message) |
| Yahoo! ID: |  ayequelastima (Add User, Send Message) |
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| Bio: | When I was younger I was the kid who put sticks in other kids spokes as they rode by, I used to enjoy watching them fly off their bikes and landing chin-first into the asphalt, and if I was lucky they would scrape off some skin. I used to burn ants on anthills with a magnifying glass, but that got boring REAL QUICK, that was when I found out about matchbooks and Hairspray. My mother used to always try and dispose of my body, but what she failed to realize is that I am really good at untying tight knots with rope, and I can pretty much chew my way out of any situation. I thought she was funny. My little brother has this disorder where he masturbates anytime a redhead with freckles walks in the room....its kindda weird, but we love him, recently he joined a soccer team and he is the only player that is allowed to wear a football helmet in the entire league. I have no sister.....well, I remember having one when I was really young, and then I remember something about me pushing her out of the 3rd floor window and my parents cleaning up and telling police I didnt speak English. I hope she learned not to poop in my room....come to think of it, it DID kindda look like a dog turd. Im kind of hungry right now, Im thinking of having a sandwich, but the thought of a chicken and cheese chimichanga has got me salivating. The word chimichanga is underlined through my spellcheck feature right now, and I KNOW its spelled right...what kind of world do we live in where they have yet to enter the word chimichanga into the spellcheck archives?
I love each and everyone of you |
| Interests: | 12: farting in a jar, freezing my nipples, groping the elderly, kicking sleeping homeless people, professing my love, random obscene outbursts, separating humping dogs, snooping through panty drawers, spitting in your food, talking to ugly people, tickling my asshole, tripping children |
| Schools: | None listed |
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| Mutual Friends: | 2: jaaaaamas, me_that_way |
| Account type: | Plus Account |
